You have always been there for me, morning day and night, throughout every waking second of the day your always ready for me. Always ready for me to press all your buttons, and play with your joy sticks. You never complain, never have i heard you protest when my fingers are greasy from chips, never have i heard you complain about how sweaty my hands get, and never have i heard you yell back at me when i flick you a hard as i can at the couch to take my anger out on some guy for killing me in battle field 3 (but i flick you at the couch not to break you). You are a true friend, even when the chips are down and im pressing every button like im trying to kill you, you still decide to work and not shut off on me. Even when the round is about to end you always hold on tell the menus to let our trusty batteries die. My dearest friend xbox controller you are a true trooper and i wouldn't want it any other way. Keep up the good work!
Yours truly
Adam Johnson
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