There was once a buy named Bob now was was your typical kid, he woke up every morning and went to school, he ate lunch with his friends during school, and played sports and video games like any normal boy would. But Bob has one serious problem, he is a horrible procrastinator, no procrastination is a famous thing is Bob's family his mother is known in nursing school for writing a 20,000 word term paper the day before it was due. His father on the other hand is a bit different and everything has to be done weeks before hand. I wonder where Bob gets his procrastination from?
So one day at school when Bob walked in and sat down next to his best friend Jim, now Jim was kinda mad at Bob for breaking his xbox controller the previous night. Everyone was buzzing around like it was the end of the world carrying around big pieces of bristol board, Now to Bob this alarmed him and he jumped up and asked his friend Jim "What the hell is going on?!?" "Geo project is due today man. Bet you forgot to do it again. Didn't you?" Jim replied in a smirk tone. "YES!!" Bob screamed back, he quickly rushed out of the class room and ran down to the art room and ripped a big piece of bristol board out of the holder and took off for the library. He quickly thought "what the hell are we doing in Geo? Land marks in China of course!" He quickly slabbed a bunch of pictures on the bristol board and information explaining them and ran back to class. 'Done!" he explained to Jim, "ya done" said Jim.
As the teacher walked in he says "Everyone we will be presenting your projects to the rest of class for everyone to see, Bob your up first." Bob jumped up grabbing his crappy project and laid it on the presenting stand. This is my project on China. "wait what? said the teacher "Bob what are you talking about China for?" your project was on why penguins don't live in the north pole." "Oh" said Bob. as he grabbed his project and sat down. Moral of the story is don't procrastinate and don't listen to your friend who you've previously broken his xbox.
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