Wednesday, 26 October 2011

the unnamed horrific event

We at the Important news place that let's people know about important news Feel as though this story is not for the faint of heart. If you reading this article and have heart problems of epilepsy strongly caution that you put this paper down and walk away from it. For what we are about to tell you will certainly make you cringe, get goose bumps, cold shivers and you may have the odd tendency to stand up and cover your  eyes turn counter clock wise while singing yanky doodle. If you've made it this far in the paper you are one of the brave ones, please know when you finish my thoughts are with you.

It all started in the small town of "please stop raining Newfoundland" now this town has always been known for it's great people and hospitality's around the globe. But since this drastic event i don't think it will ever be the same. We have heard rumors that dogs are walking people and cat's are running from mice. To what caused this problem well you the lucky reader are about to find out. Like i said small town blah blah blah BAM! It came out of no where from the north the south the east and the west. People were panicking and shoving sponges in there eyes so they did not see the loved ones around them get over taken by it. Yes i said the word the thing is the IT! Now we are not certain where it came from but from what we've heard it's possibly an off spring of chuck Norris and god. But something went wrong when chuck Norris decided to round house kick the diaper of It. 

This caused it to turn well bad. In spite of the people efforts of this small town they were over run and changed to forever as we will know as the people that get walked by dogs. Now i know you are traumatized beyond belief and more then likely sick of singing yanky doodle.. But we ask you to please sit down and have a glass of prune juice and enjoy the rest of your day. From Important news place that let's people know about important news this is Adam Johnson wishing you all a nice reading of the rest of the paper. 

Thursday, 20 October 2011

English 1080 week 7

1.)Spoken word poetry is similar and different from written word poetry because for one spoken word is obviously spoken aloud and not read to ones self. Although written can be read aloud too spoken word was only meant for saying out loud. Also Spoken word can help you express ones self better then written. When reading if it's sad you cry if your poem is angry you stomp around and yell where in written word poetry you can't exactly express these emotions as well. similarities of the two is the fact that both are a poem and a way of expressing ones self. They are both poetry  no matter how they are presented.
2.) Sign language poetry is different and similar from written and spoken word poetry in a few ways. For one sign language is different from both cause it is expressed with ones hands and actions with out any words involved obviously. Sign language is different from  written individually by the fact sign language has to be displayed by someone, where as written can be read to ones self and not displayed it is similar to the fact is is both poetry and no matter how presented it is still pietry. where as sign language to spoken word is different and the same. For one they are the same by the fact they both have to be displayed by actions where spoken word is different because it is said aloud and sign language is not and is only used well though sign language. 

Thursday, 13 October 2011

Review Of Gears Of War 3

Gears Of War 3 was an overall excellent game. They finally improved a few major things. For one for the first time ever EPIC has finally found themselves dedicated servers for the online multi player game play. Also improving on making the graphics smoother and making the weapons more realistic instead of a shot gun being able to blow your head off from 50 yards away. The game has come a long way. Fixing these minor flaws and getting a more in depth campaign they have improved a lot. The only minor flaws a i have on the game is the fact that the campaign didn't turn out the way most would have liked too. The whole game your trying to save Marcus's dad (Main character) and in the end he dies anyway. Not to mention a lead role character named Dom who has been a lead role through Gears 1 and Gears 2 was killed off halfway through. No one was expecting that. Other then the fact that they killed off a few key role players the game was amazing and i would highly recommend it to anyone who considers themselves a gamer. I grantee you won't be able to put the controller down. 

Wednesday, 5 October 2011

The Letter U

 The Le                                      tter U
What d                                      oes it
  mean?                                     Does..
  it refer                                     ance
 to ones                                    self?
or is it m                                  ore then
 that? do                                 es it symbolize
something                             else  something
deeper? Th                         en just you, Then just
U by yourself.                   then just the single U by
yourself. Does such a small letter have such meaning?